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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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Allentown
Allentown Dog Training Club, Inc.
Allentown, PA  18104
Contact person: Mary Ann Giles
610-439-6800
www.allentowndogtrainingclub.org
Beginners classes in Obedience and Rally, puppy classes; club training in Advanced classes.

Delmont
Westmoreland County Obedience Training Club
Box 16, Route 66 North
Delmont North Industrial Park
Delmont, PA  15636
Contact person: Sandy Walroth
carawind@westol.com
www.wcotc-dogs.org
We hold classes in several sports: Obedience (Puppy Kindergarten through Utility), Agility (foundations through advanced competition & handling), Rally (all levels AKC) and Freestyle. We hold classes both during the day and in the evening, and occasionally on weekends. We hold AKC obedience/rally trials in June & September, AKC agility trials in May & August, obedience/rally fun match in October, TDAA trial in February. We hold show-n-go's 4 times a year and run-throughs at various times throughout the year.

Drexel Hill
Philadelphia Dog Training Club
3725 Woodland Ave.
Drexel Hill, PA 19026
Contact person: Diane Koch
610-853-9601
Dkoch46601@aol.com
www.philadogtraining.org
Classes conveniently located near Rte. 30 (Lancaster Ave.) in Haverford, PA PDTC offers Beginner Pet Obedience as well as Novice, Open, and Utility classes.  During the summer we also offer weekly Rally run-throughs.

Horsham
Oakes K9 and Anything's Pawsible
319 D Norristown Road
Horsham, PA  19044
215-443-PAWS (7297)
LEKO2 @aol.com
We do KPT thru advanced training- Obedience- Competition- Rally - Agility basics CGC training- and the new dog sport offered by St. Hubert's Dog Club.

Jenkintown
Good Neighbor Dog Obedience Club, Inc.
P.O. Box 42
Abington, PA  19001
215-745-1003

Mechanicsburg
Obedience Training Class of Harrisburg
One Souder Court
Mechanicsburg, PA  17050
717-766-1838
OTCH@paonline.com
www.home.paonline.com/otch
OTCH offers puppy kindergarten; Levels I, II, and III; Open and Utility; Drop in breed handling; Advanced breed handling; Agility; Canine Good Citizen class and testing including TDI; monthly show and go; 2 annual UKC Obedience Trials; 2 annual UKC Agility trials; APDT Rally trials; UKC Conformation coming in 2006.

Quakertown
St. Munchkin's Creature Care Dog Sports
973 W. Thatcher Road
Quakertown, PA 18951
Contact person: Jill Marie Fernando
st.munchkins@worldnet.att.net
msnusers.com
Services include:  Puppy thru Competition Obedience, Rally, Musical Freestyle & some Agility-Behavior/problem solving, private and group- Obedience and Rally run thru's by appointment only. Indoors and Outdoors in a fully gated ring- Week night classes & Late Fall Weekends available.


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