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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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Clarence
Canine Academy
9270 Main St.
Clarence, NY 14031
716-759-9406
canine@localnet.com
www.nycanineacademy.com
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Huntington
Suffolk Obedience Training Club
42 South Lane
Huntington, NY 11743
Contact person: Kathi Galotti
www.suffolkobedience.com
Suffolk Obedience was established over 55 years ago. Classes offered: Obedience from Beginner through Utility, Canine Good Citizen, Beginner Agility, Rally, Obedience, Novice, Advanced, and Excellent. There is Obedience matches, show & gos, seminars and clinics.  Our annual Obedience Trial is held in the fall as part of the Long Island Cluster. We have a Therapy Dog Demo Team that visits nursing homes, hospitals, libraries, etc. on a weekly basis.
 
Ithaca
Ithaca Dog Training Club
Ithaca, New York
Contact person: Brenda Finnicum
607-347-4587
Dogweaver@frontiernet.net
www.ithacadogtrainingclub.org
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Massena
K9 Connection
1159 N. Raquette River Rd
Massena, NY  13662
Contact person: Andrea Dugan
315-769-5626
k9connection@verizon.net
www.theoperantdog.com

Middletown
Codokas Dog Training
O’Haire Road
Middletown, NY 10941
Contact person: Douglas and Karen Coulter
845-692-4305
codokas@pioneeris.net
http://www.angelfire.com/ny/codokasgoldens/index.html

Rochester
Boom Towne Canine Center
1296 Beaver Creek Road
Farmington, NY 14425
Contact person: Henry Miller, President
training@boomtowne.com
www.boomtowne.com
Boom Towne Canine Center is home to Western New York’s premier training program. We offer classes in Basic Obedience, Canine Good Citizen training, Rally, competitive obedience, agility, conformation handling, and more in our 13,000 sq ft indoor training arena. We host matches and trials throughout the year as well as seminars, playgroups, and many other pet friendly events.  Our Obedience and Agility rings are available for individual practice and to clubs requiring a show site.

North Tonawanda
K-9 Train
697 Erie Ave
North Tonawanda, NY  14120
Contact person: Marilyn Westphal
716-743-0947
m.j.w.token@worldnet.att.net
www.ck9train.com
Training Obedience, from beginner through titles.

Staten Island Companion Dog Training Club
1315B Travis Avenue
Staten island, New york 10314
718-761-8048
sicdtc.net

Tonawanda
Western Lakes Training Club of Buffalo. Inc.
2200 Military Rd
Tonawanda, NY 14150
Contact person: Renea LaDuca
716-695-6440
npolab@yahoo.com
www.wltc4dogtraining.com
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White Plains
Port Chester Obedience Training Club
220 Ferris Ave-Ground Floor Rear
White Plains, NY  10603
pcotc.org
info@pcotc.org
In 2005 Port Chester Obedience Training Club celebrates 65 years as one of the leading Dog Training Clubs in the Tri-State area.  Over six decades, our expertise in developing well-behaved family pets and performance dogs has grown along with the variety of activities we offer, including annual Obedience, Agility and Rally trials.



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