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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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Fort Myers
Dog Obedience Club of Lee County
Fort Myers, FL
239-995-7110
www.DOCLC.com

Lakeland
DogSense Obedience, Inc.
Mailing address only:
6260 Nelms Rd. East
Lakeland, FL   33811
863-647-4557
DogSenseObed@aol.com
DogSense offers group classes for the competitive student and the noncompetitive student in traditional Obedience and Rally Obedience. As well as private lessons and problem solving.

Lakeland
Imperial Polk Obedience Club
3611 Century Blvd.
Lakeland, Florida 33811
863-644-1227
www.ipoclakeland.org
"Let Us Train You To Train Your Dog"
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Lutz
Courteous Canine, Inc.
3414 Melissa Country Way
Lutz, FL  33559
Contact Person: Angelica Steinker, M.Ed., C.D.B.C., CAP2, PHI MAR TECH, NADOI endorsed 1013E, APDT #2419P
813-949-1465
813-949-0534 (fax)
www.courteouscanine.com
www.dogtrainersjournal.com
www.cynologycollege.com
No Force, Just Fun!

Plant City
Trainers of Champions
4712 Cooper Rd
Plant City, FL  33565
Contact person: Peggy Manker
813-986-9286

Sanford
Best Paw Forward Inc.,
2544 S. Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32773-5148
407-328-0550
407-327-1920
bestpaw@iag.net
www.bestpaw.com
Competition Obedience, Agility, Rally, Conformation, Flyball at all levels, starting with classes for pups under 18 weeks old. We focus on the best motivational and fun methods, and also have a 30-year background in more traditional methods. Inside, Air-Conditioned -- Matted Ring
Small group & private classes daytimes, evenings and Saturdays Run-throughs and ring rental Longest-running group clicker classes in Southeast U.S.; Members: Association of Pet Dog Trainers (charter members); National Association of Dog Obedience Instructors; Dog Obedience Clubs of FL.; Dog Agility Clubs of FL. (charter members).

Florida, St. Petersburg
Dog Training Club of St. Petersburg
4400 34th St North, Unit B
St. Petersburg, FL  33714
Contact person: Alan P. Conroy, President
Dconroy2@tampabay.rr.com
www.dtcsp.org
The Dog Training Club of St. Pete offers Obedience classes at all levels, Agility classes, Rally, Flyball and CGC. We have been in St. Pete over 50 years and are licensed to put on AKC and UKC Obedience and Agility trials. We have a large air conditionioned facility with three rings of Obedience on one side and large Agility ring on the other.




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